Coffee in one paw, fishing rod in the other, and absolutely zero urgency. This funny vintage-style graphic tee features a detailed, engraved-look illustration of a raccoon slouched in a rustic wooden rocking chair beside a crackling campfire, wearing a trucker cap, holding a camp mug, with a fishing rod across its lap and a tackle box at its feet. Above the scene, "Relax" is set in an elegant serif. Below it, the punchline: "Nothing is under control."
The light gray and off-white artwork is made for dark shirts and looks sharpest on black. It is an easy pick for a camping shirt, campfire tee, or fishing gift for anyone whose idea of a plan is a chair, a fire, and a fishing line in the water.
Design details
- Sarcastic "Relax / Nothing is under control" slogan with a retro camping look
- Engraved-style raccoon campfire illustration with a subtle distressed screen-print texture
- Large front print, centered high on the chest
- Available in Black, Black Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Navy, Brown, and Maroon
Shirt details (Bella+Canvas 3001)
- Unisex retail fit, lightweight 4.2 oz jersey
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solid colors; heather colors are cotton/polyester blends
- Side seams and shoulder taping help it keep its shape
- Ribbed knit crew neck and tear-away label
- Printed to order with DTG (direct-to-garment) printing
Great for: campers, anglers, RV and cabin weekends, coffee-by-the-fire mornings, raccoon fans, and anyone who needs a reminder to chill. A fun birthday, Father's Day, or retirement gift for outdoorsy friends and family.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
